December 2009
7 posts
THIS JUST IN!
The bro straight up decking Snooki, aka the ugly, sloppy one, is from Deer Park. A mere 25 minutes from where I live. I can’t stop smiling. And neither can my erection.
Jersey Shore. *sigh*
This may very well be the worst thing you will ever see. But fuck you it’s brilliant. It is everything I want in a show. Bros. Sluts. Blowouts. Sluts. If you don’t love watching this show featuring god’s mistakes then you couldn’t possibly be human and I just tracked your location and forwarded it over to the FBI. You brought this on yourself didn’t you?
*Note: If...
Tiger Woods got game?
Dat dude bangs mad chicks. This is to be expected considering his celebrity status however I didn’t think he had it in him to rail out all those chicks while married, to a Swedish supermodel no less. Tiger Woods is now on my list of personal heroes. And his position on my chart would be even higher if news spread that he wasn’t concerned if his whores came or not. That’s how a...
First song you say? Make it a good one you say?...
